NOT Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week, I did NOT stay up late to catch up on all of the Flash Forward episodes that I have missed. I know that I need to get into bed at a decent hour, and I never get so caught up in a television show that I lose sleep over it. Nope, NOT me, I am much too responsible for that.

I did NOT have three cups of coffee the morning after my Flash Forward marathon. I NEVER need that much caffeine just to make it through the day. I am always well rested and alert regardless of what time my little alarm clock decides to wake me up.

This week I did NOT give my son a teething cookie while I was cooking dinner just to keep him quiet. I know the value of a nutritious dinner, and I NEVER compromise my son's appetite by feeding him low value foods that close to dinner. I do NOT need to coax the quiet out of my child by using cookies. NOT me!

My son did NOT scream the entire time I was on the phone with my bank, and I did NOT miss everything the nice customer service representative said because of my screaming child. I also did NOT have to call right back after my son fell asleep in order to actually get the information I had originally called about. I am a terrific planner and I NEVER make important phone calls around my son's nap time when he can be cranky.

Now that you know what I have NOT been doing, what have you NOT been up to?