This week, I did NOT stay up late to catch up on all of the Flash Forward episodes that I have missed. I know that I need to get into bed at a decent hour, and I never get so caught up in a television show that I lose sleep over it. Nope, NOT me, I am much too responsible for that.
I did NOT have three cups of coffee the morning after my Flash Forward marathon. I NEVER need that much caffeine just to make it through the day. I am always well rested and alert regardless of what time my little alarm clock decides to wake me up.
This week I did NOT give my son a teething cookie while I was cooking dinner just to keep him quiet. I know the value of a nutritious dinner, and I NEVER compromise my son's appetite by feeding him low value foods that close to dinner. I do NOT need to coax the quiet out of my child by using cookies. NOT me!
My son did NOT scream the entire time I was on the phone with my bank, and I did NOT miss everything the nice customer service representative said because of my screaming child. I also did NOT have to call right back after my son fell asleep in order to actually get the information I had originally called about. I am a terrific planner and I NEVER make important phone calls around my son's nap time when he can be cranky.
Now that you know what I have NOT been doing, what have you NOT been up to?